Turt - “All Grown Up”
what is white culture
clapping after an airplane lands
Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
I was a toddler [2 going on 3] and I had just mastered going up and down the steps in our house. My dad was going thru a phase where he was drinking a lot of soda but we kept it in the basement. He asked me to go get it because I’m a cute ass baby and my parents wanted to see me go down the stairs so I’m like “otay, daddy”.
I gladly got it. My baby butt feeling all accomplished. My parents proud like
But then my dad gulped that shit down and asked me for another. I’ve always been a daddy’s girl so I went and got the second one with no problems. “Otay, daddy.”
He chugged that soda down too! He requested a third, now by this time little toddler me is starting to get irked. My fat baby legs was tired, I think I tripped once too but I still went and got that nigga his soda.
By this time my mama looking at him like
"Are you serious?" but she didn’t say anything.
Needless to say, the third soda is gone and this man had the audacity to ask for a fourth! Looking back I have no idea how this nigga doesn’t have diabetes by now but I’ll digress. He asks me for his fourth and final pop. I’m upset and tired now so I shout "DADDY, YOU GETTIN’ ON MY NERVES!"
And he just looking at me because that caught him off guard
meanwhile my mama in the background like
I got him his last soda and I let him know I wasn’t getting no more.
The gifs used are so perfect
when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out
do you ever “accidentally” lay down in your bed when you are tired, but you have to do things, and find yourself trapped in the everlasting comfortableness of your bed.